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  1. Cooper123

    Cooper123 Porn Star

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    Just a random thought. No cute pix.
    I grew up sleeping in a twin bed. Spent my first ten years wondering what happened to my brother
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Do you have a brother?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 17, 2023
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    2. Cooper123
      No. That’s the joke. "Twin bed??"
       
      Cooper123, Feb 17, 2023
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Oh sorry didn’t know it was a joke.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 17, 2023
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  2. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I need someone to come make me soup, feed it to me, and pet my head.
     
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      That sounds doable if you make the soup and come here.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 18, 2023
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    3. Jack Mine
      You’re doable, very doable. That’s gonna be my go to word now. Yeah, you’re doable. Honey, do you think I’m doable?




      Do do do do do doable
       
      Jack Mine, Feb 18, 2023
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      Just try not to picture baby shark or do do do do do do if that’s your thing. :p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 18, 2023
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    5. Jack Mine
      Now you got me singing that fuckin song :p
       
      Jack Mine, Feb 18, 2023
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    6. StrawberryCupcake
      Haha!!:biggrin:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 18, 2023
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  3. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I wish the cat would go to sleep.
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      Just be thankful he’s not pissing on your couch :p
       
      Jack Mine, Feb 19, 2023
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Facts ….
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 19, 2023
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  4. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    I hope you're getting plenty of rest after your surgery this week.
     
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  5. CS natureboy

    CS natureboy Porn Star

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    Life is tough, but so am I.....
     
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  6. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I accidently did my taxes today. Now I have nothing to procrastinate about!
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      You can procrastinate about me getting my taxes done next month?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 18, 2023
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  7. CS natureboy

    CS natureboy Porn Star

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    You getting anything back?
     
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      Yep! Thank goodness. It will go into the bank to pay this year's property taxes in November.
       
      deegenerate, Feb 18, 2023
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  8. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    So this year, I owe the Feds over $1400 - Meh, whatever. I'll write a check to keep those evil, vengeful bitches off my back.
     
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  9. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    There are a ton of different types of toothpaste at the grocery store, even within the same brand. I mean, are they really all that different? Or do they all perform pretty much the same.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I accidentally bought the wrong kind last time because the boxes look too much alike. It’s still the same brand and junk but it tastes different.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 18, 2023
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    2. latecomer91364
      I buy whatever's in the supermarket's discount racks because I don't really care.

      A while back, I squeezed out the last from a tube of fluoridated toothpaste and it wasn't enough, so I filled out my toothbrush with some Sensitivity toothpaste.

      As soon as I put the brush in my mouth it exploded and blew out three teeth.
      (no it didn't)
       
      latecomer91364, Feb 18, 2023
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Was that a joke or should I be worried?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 18, 2023
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    4. latecomer91364
      [​IMG]
       
      latecomer91364, Feb 19, 2023
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  10. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    Got a whopping 32 buck return on taxes. lol It used to be about 1K at my previous job, which is odd since I'm STILL claiming single and 0. Nothing's changed.

    I decided to leave it be and just keep more of my money through the year.
     
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  11. Horny hiy

    Horny hiy Porn Star

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    I was wondering why I hate cucumbers and cabbage but love pickles and saurekraut.
     
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  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My eyeball is still acting up months later. Eye doctors are dumb.
     
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  13. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Yes, everyone in the neighborhood wants to hear your music blaring out of your vehicle when you return home. Dickhead.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Depends what music.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 19, 2023
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    2. Prowler86
      It's hard to tell sometimes with how loud they have the bass booming. They must be deaf.
       
      Prowler86, Feb 19, 2023
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      That could be why I can’t hear so good in my left ear. Retired club rat problems.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 19, 2023
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    4. Prowler86
      You partied with Splinter?

      [​IMG]
       
      Prowler86, Feb 19, 2023
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      No I haven’t yet.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 19, 2023
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  14. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Either you have a bad memory or you're a terrible liar.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I had a bad memory and don’t lie because it makes me feel bad so kinda the same.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 19, 2023
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    2. Prowler86
      In regards to what I wrote, I can understand if this person doesn't remember due to certain reasons. If they do remember, I don't see the need to lie about it, though they have lied about other things in the past.
       
      Prowler86, Feb 19, 2023
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      I definitely can’t speak to that.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 19, 2023
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  15. Krox775

    Krox775 Porn Surfer

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    Gurl those Club Rat symptoms are no joke. I got a bad case of DJ ear and a touch of glow stick elbow myself. Wouldn't trade it for the world tho. P.L.UR. FOREVER BABE
     
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  16. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Can someone please help me with my typos?
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      I’m not helping you with your tampons :woot: That’s gross
       
      Jack Mine, Feb 19, 2023
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      @Jack Mine you are the worst. That isn’t what I typed and I don’t even remember the last time I used one. That being said, if I really needed help I don’t think for a second you wouldn’t help me.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 19, 2023
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    3. Jack Mine
      I thought you made a typo. I’m sorry ❤️
       
      Jack Mine, Feb 20, 2023
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      Lol.:laugh:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 20, 2023
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  17. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    Trying to eat soup with a fork really really sucks
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      I’m sorry my friend. But trying to eat soup with a fork is really, really, STUPID ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Feb 19, 2023
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Who does that? I think I’d drink it before I attempted using a fork.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 19, 2023
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      [​IMG]
       
      tiramizuzan, Feb 21, 2023
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  18. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    So there's this Kia (I think) commercial where the astronaut gets home from her mission and realizes she left her car keys on the moon.

    Okay... let's back up just a bit...

    I'm surprised NASA doesn't choose astronauts based on them having enough common sense to... I dunno... maybe NOT take their fucking car keys to the moon.
    Don't they provide offices or at least lockers for astronauts?
     
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    1. tiramizuzan
      or at bare minimum, a clip thingy on their spacesuit to keep their keys close at hand?

      :rolleyes:
       
      tiramizuzan, Feb 21, 2023
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    2. latecomer91364
      The problem is - why even take them - unless NASA took your Kia to the moon to drive around in - but it was waiting for her on Earth.

      As I understand it, weight is a factor in space operations - even car keys.
       
      latecomer91364, Feb 21, 2023
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    3. tiramizuzan
      she was supposed to be testing NASA’s new fancy titanium key clip thing - clearly she failed
       
      tiramizuzan, Feb 21, 2023
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  19. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Well, but does anyone go anywhere without their car keys?
    Seriously?
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I do because I don’t need them if I’m not driving.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 22, 2023
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